I saw this cute girl at a coffee shop sitting all alone and I came up to her and asked her what she was drinking she told me “That’s none of your business” bitch I was trying to be fucking romantic and find love at a coffee shop
Fuck you and your fucking coffee
Okay so my sister’s a feminist, and this is how our conversation went.
Me: *singing Kiss The Girl* NANANA, NANANA, GO ON AND KISS THE GIIIIIRL.
Her: Um, you wait until you get her fucking permission first.
A woman claiming to be an anti-feminist is not a woman I want anything to do with lol
i lost another friend
my mom tried to tell me that we got my dog in august
I never really liked
until I found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived."
Friendly reminder that the Winchesters are actually known in the hunter community as the scariest, most lethal motherfuckers on the planet.
#the winchesters are the things baby monsters have nightmares about #”don’t draw too much attention to yourself or the winchesters will find you” #”don’t kill humans all in one place or dean winchester will find you” #”stay sporadic or sam winchester will find your pattern” #”behave yourself or the winchesters will kill you”